Chinese children

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.
-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
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Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024
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Chinese Wannabe

Ethnic Chinese youths were born and raised in Malaysian refuses their Malaysia born and pretending to be Mainland Chinese due to racial problem in Malaysia. They are very racist and against Southeast Asian people , use "Monkey" word to offend anybody they don't like , which is very popular used word in Mainland China.
Typical Chinese Wannabe : "I'm Chinese and I'm taller than you , my IQ is very high. I'm white"
by wang_baoyu (PRC) February 13, 2019
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chinese whistle

Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
by turboh April 20, 2016
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Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.
Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
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Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.
"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 15, 2017
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