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wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.
A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.
by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009
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Childe

A boy with big thighs that catches every girl’s gaze within a minute but that doesn’t notice his charm because of his density.
Omg I fell in love with Childe. Just looking at him makes me wanna kms. D:
Come home Childe
by Mimicatte November 23, 2021
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Lap child

by 459395 May 20, 2023
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heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
by Azzytalk March 16, 2023
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Child

“There is only one thing worse than a rapist…boom.”
A child.”
“No.”
by JH14FAN April 23, 2023
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Holy Child

the kid who says that they follow all the christian values, but smokes, drinks, has sex, and just breaks most of their own rules
Lexi says she is a "holy child", bit we all know better
by c0wb0y B0b November 18, 2022
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Childe

"ohh childe so you like men and women? and get non?
by lilgayboy548 July 20, 2022
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