side eye

when you just heard the juiciest and hottest tea you’ve ever heard in your life, but they can’t know that you heard so you can only give them a side eye to express your concern.

Bethany: yeah so basically brett and i were in the hot tub ALL NIGHT LONG *she winks*

Sarah: *side eye*

by its_mc_squared February 8, 2023

Jeby Eyes

When you get so hammered that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus.

"She's brining out the Jeby Eyes"
Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Dana March 8, 2005

pirate eye

At the climax of oral stimulation, a man ejacualtes into his partner's eye, rendering the partner blind in oneeye. Comes from the traditional look of a pirate wearing an eye-patch.

Stacy didn't talk to Andrew for three weeks after the 'pirate eye' episode.

by Joe Nova May 25, 2006

vagina eyes

You think a boy is hotter than he really is because you haven't seen many boys lately.

"Alex is so hot... Omg you reallly have vagina eyes, take another look"

camp problems

by cwgg August 18, 2011

big eyes

Large breasts. Used to describe a large chested girl.

Check out that woman she has big eyes!

by Paul2289 May 19, 2008

long eye

A vagina. The female opposite of a brown eye.

She chucked a long eye at a bus full of nuns.

by Buttfuckensonofabitch. September 3, 2016

Shot In The Eye

The fine art of nailing a girl in the eye with your extremely accurate semen blast

Fuckin right Sheldor Give'r a shot in the eye for me too man! *High Five*


Get'r Done!

by Iron James January 26, 2004