millennial relationship

Two straight people who are too afraid of commitment to define their relationship status. I.e. basically an open relationship without the commitment. Essentially, you're both in default until something better comes alone.

A millennial relationship is when somebody watches your dog when you're on vacation and while on vacation you go on dates with someone else.

by Roxy8255 November 23, 2017

Millennial foot nap

When you use your phone while sitting on the toilet, and you’re there so long your elbows make your feet fall asleep.

Man, I was procrastinating going back to work in the bathroom and gave myself a millennial foot nap.

by RedViperBrando December 21, 2018

Millennial Finger Trap

The act of clinching of the receiver, when fingering one's butthole and dickhole at the same time.

Seems alot of men from Fort Wayne, Indiana like millennial finger traps.

by MFNchip October 15, 2019

millennial dream

To die

Jimmy was living the millennial dream. He got ran over by a bus and died.

by trollpot January 2, 2020

Millennial Speedball

Dabs and espresso in the morning.

Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.

Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball

by The Real Master Blaster September 13, 2020

Millennial scumbag

Completely useless and disrespectful people born between 1981 and 1996. You know who you are.

All I wanted was the millennial scumbag to get off of his ass today and do anything useful but noooo.

by Billybones1968 August 27, 2016

Millennial

Generation Y has been lumped together with millennials, (as eggheadedly defined by Straus and Howe), the developmental phase of social interaction, which involved information technology's burgeoning impact on society, was overlooked. As information technology and Internet connectivity may have easily established a cohort of sorts among Internet users, Generation Y represented the crossroads between millennials who were well immersed in computer technology even as far as experiencing an institutionalization of computer education in academic curricula and Generation X members who were heavily immersed in broadcast media's influence and yet largely uninitiated in computer technology. Generation Y represents the link between the non-digital age society shaped by Generation X, as adolescents (MTV Generation), and the dawn of the Internet age that saw the transitioning of society to easily accessible online communities (Bulletin board system, MIRC, Yahoo! Groups, Internet forum) especially during the introduction of dial-up Internet access to households.

Generation Y entangled pop culture and digital community-building through bulletin board systems, online forums, website mailing groups, mIRC, ICQ, and other electronic modes of communication (which could be considered the predecessors to social media) into the digital age of today; even as most Generation X members lacked the responsiveness or the interest to immediately adopt the connective facilities offered by the Internet.

Millennials are for GenerationZ's. Leave Generation Y alone.

by CommandereON January 12, 2018