The wumper

The wumper is that one little faggot at school that is extremely annoying that no one beats up.

Oh shit its the wumper hide

by Thebigpp November 19, 2019

wumpus

a term of affection for one so loved and adored that all the shorty want to get with him. unrelated to bats.

"I love that G-wumpus. He gots the bling"

by gracie fo' sheezie April 8, 2005

Wumpalump

A creature who thinks he is God, love, joy, and peace.

That ugly mother fucker thinks he's wumpalump!

by filf(: January 7, 2010

wumpus

Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.

See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.

Plural - wumpii.

Jamie Hyneman is definitely a Wumpus.

by Philosiphicus September 7, 2007

wompy tool

your hand (it makes you wompy)

I just cut open my wompy tool with a butterfly knife!

by blaise June 15, 2003

wump

Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump and Peter Wentz

Stump+Wentz=Wump a hottie dynamic duo

i love wump, they are gorgeous

by falllllloutboiiiiluva August 23, 2006

tubby wumpkins

See Stigmata.

by Bob Roberts May 8, 2003