Wrecking Ball

When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.

Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.

These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.

by Refreshment Boxx March 19, 2011

wrecking balls

Male Scissoring

Unable to find each other buttholes, the two men began wrecking balls.

by Steven Ogg December 17, 2008

ship wreck

A person that is ugly or just beyond fixin up.
Busted, broke down, sloppy, not tryin to do nothing for themselves, hopeless, aint never gonna be anything

Damn man look at that ship wreck over their

by Dasupa 1 March 18, 2008

Train Wreck

Britney Spears, her life and her career.

1) "Wow, Britney Spears sure is a train wreck!"
2) "That girl is a freakin' train wreck"

by Vincent VegaSF September 14, 2007

Brain Wreck

A state wherein a person cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of chaos or stupidity in a situation, causing their brains to undergo vapor lock as they try to come to grips with the enormity of the particular error.

"That guy was so stupid when he shot himself in the foot that it gave me a brain wreck!"

by Benjamin Osborn November 16, 2008

Wrecking ball

When a male pulls off his pants and steps over another person, who is currently asleep, and then proceeds to sing "I came in like a wrecking ballll....!!!!" and swings his testicles across the now awaken victim.

"Dude, I was at Dave's sleepover last night and I totally Wrecking Balled Owen.

by SwaggerLord_god December 22, 2013

Wrecked 'em

From the movie MIB 2

Wrecked 'em, damn near killed 'em.

-Gaming Term
-Used to describe a game of total annihilation and humiliation.
-To rape, own.

"Dude, first to 5 on Gridlock, they didnt even have a chance. Wrecked 'em hard."

1- Fucking owned.

2- Rocked their asshole.

3- Wrecked 'em.

1- Damn near killed 'em.

by ZACH BAMF February 16, 2008