Work

A place where a man's (or Woman's) spirit is crushed down to its very core on a daily basis. A place one is forced to go every day, Monday to Friday and sometimes on Saturday to receive massive doses of soul robbing, spirit breaking, mind numbing torture, mostly at the hands of the Gestapo like, dimwitted, mentally handicapped, henchmen who are easily fooled by the Gods of Business and Captains of Industry. Work can also be used as a means of punishment for being a law abiding member of a society who's upper class feel they must look down upon anyone who has to work for a living. If it weren't for the Working man, the upper class would need to wipe their own asses and thats not cool

Ted: Hey Bill, it's been a long time. Man you look aweful whats going on, are you sick?

Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!

by the_real_zacker May 10, 2012

The Works

To be able to create, innovate, analyse, deliver.....and you know...

Dude 1: Bro, to grow my business, I need branding, consumer insights, creative content and digital tools!

Dude 2: You mean the works?

by CopyWriter 98 November 29, 2021

works

Needles and syringes in drug users parlance

I need to get some clean works from the needle exchange

He left his works lying around so his mum found out he was a junkie

by notquitepatrick October 16, 2020

Work it

Means to jackoff.

Every time he looks at a playboy he has to work it.

by Judge dredd7 December 1, 2011

work on

When playing an RPG, "working on" it means that a player is currently playing it with the intent of beating the game, unlocking everything, etc. Basically a fancy way of saying "playing."

I was working on FFX-2 during the beginning of this year, then Golden Sun, then Tales of Symphonia, and now Star Ocean Till the End of Time.

by Ben L. October 10, 2004

worked

to look like you've just had a rough sexual encounter.

Lisa: Wow i look like i just got worked
Bob: yes you do ;)

by hiiigihnflajkfja July 4, 2010

The Works

1. Start with a full once over
2. Checklist in Hand
3. Giving up all Control
4. Each and every piece is given attention
5. An encounter that ulitmately leaves you all wet
6. In the end you get a full rub down that has you feeling refreshed yet exhausted from being so pampered.
7. Repeat as necessary

I gave Jason the works last night! He was left with no complaints!

by SalRae December 13, 2010