Wolverine Juice

Lortab mixed with bourbon and redbull

"My fellow X-Men, I was tired but I drank myself a tall glass of Wolverine Juice" -Professor Charles Xavier

by Ceezus June 7, 2023

wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

The Wolverine

When you finger a girl when your nails are too long.

Dude, I just wolverines this girl, and now there's pussy blood all over my seats.

My dad used to do The Wolverine on mom.

by La Fway Fway May 8, 2016

wolverine

a wolverine is an aliatairstewarts

oh min u havent shaved in ages ur looking like wolverine

by bigmoich2007 November 26, 2021

Wolverine Back

The scratch marks on a man's back after sexual intercourse.

Alex: "How was the sex last night?"
Steeler: "It was amazing but I have a bad case of wolverine back today."

by Yeet-le-yeet October 14, 2020

wolverine

an ugly cougar

Mike said to Timmy, "Dude, i would never get with your wolverine mother"

"There aren't any cougars here, just a bunch of wolverines"

"I need a wingman. you take the wolverine"

by 4 Points / E. Dahl October 23, 2009

wolverine

refering to the dirty sanchez but there is three crap stains on your face

girl:the wolverine was gross last nigt

boy:i dont care at least we had fun

by ryder561 April 17, 2011