Wonk

While in the middle of a sentence, you contract autism.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel, Masyn. Wonk now."

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

Wonk is a slang word
Wining,wonking,wonker

Friend:Where’s Shawn
Ducky:He’s having a wonk

by SM2187 March 7, 2023

wonks

a word invented by Moriah Elisabeth in her video "Dollar Store Makeover", a spin-off of the word wonky.

this first layer of paint is looking a little... wonks

by a person who is amazing March 27, 2021

Wonks

An adjective word that means weird and inaccurate. Maybe uncontrollable and uncomfortable. Used by Moriah Elizabeth in her Dollar Store Makeover video.

That's so wonks!

It just looks so wonks!

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Wonks

A recreation of "wonky" created by the YouTuber "Moriah Elizabeth".

This tie dye looks... wOnkS

by Heeeheeeeee March 26, 2021

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Wonk Wink

The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.

Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?

by Niglet Fetus March 24, 2019