Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Wonk

To masturbate (Wank) then when finished proceed to eat your nut.

mario is so gay, I bet he wonks.

I wonked last night.

by VTDG March 17, 2022

Wonks

This is Moriah Elizabeth ‘s take on the word Wonky.

P.S Moriah is a very famous youtuber, go check her out!

Well, for now this is looking very Wonks

by Ju - Arts March 26, 2021

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

wonks

somebody that has a wonky, or a screw on leg

alright wonks! your wonkalicious

by laura maldon January 4, 2008

Wonks

This is a word made by Moriah Elizabeth. It is meant to be used as a synonym for wonky.

This paint job is looking a little wonks.

by Zo0kplays March 26, 2021

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024