Wiggle Flapper

The absolute correct answer to any argument.

Sam: No, Guy, Narwhals are real!
Guy: WIGGLE FLAPPER
Sam: Im going to shave off your mother's ass hair, roll it up into a blunt, and make you smoke it

by GUMBALL AND CUPCAKE April 27, 2013

Wifelfie

(wi-fel-fie) A picture that is taken of a man and his wife that is begrudgingly taken by oneself at request of the aforementioned wife. One can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera or in worst case scenario is taken with the use of a selfie stick.

Wife: Aw, we look so cute together. Take a pic of us so I can post on Insta.
Husband: Can't we eat out once without you wanting to take a wifelfie?

by WalterVonGuggenheim June 2, 2015

Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

1. A song loved by almost all.
2. The worst sexy dance move and man can and will do for their woman

Last night she asked me to dance for her. So i put on her favorite song "Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle" and danced for her. She wont stop laughing

by BellyMan5000 June 30, 2017

wigglefiggle

a wigglefiggle is when you are trying to wiggle a peice of shit out of your ass hole.

oh man are you going to wigglefiggle?!

yark

by wigglefiggle123 June 23, 2018

Wiggle my pillow

Drink please!

“wiggle my pillow I’m thirsty”

by Jfsc November 4, 2018

Wigeria

A European country in an alternate reality that lacks in oil, have literally no famous people, the king will try and scam you, and is really safe. Wigeria is located in the Northern part of alternate Europe. The capital is Twobujas but the largest city is Pleymobil.

Man in alternate universe: Man, Wigeria is so beautiful, I want to live there
Dimension Travelling Nigerian: Think again *Shoots him*

by Cultuser November 14, 2018