whoa, is that a chimichanga?!

A person that perceives their surroundings as an infinite ploom of color and desires a LOT of baked goods. They tend to enjoy Adele and eating chocolate chip infused pumpkin bread. This type of person inserts terms like " pish posh, toothbrushing, and you're being a cotton headed ninny muggins!" most frequently. They only correspond through telegrams and handcrafted letters flown by the elite species of pigeon.

"Hey Bill!"

"Are you going to go toothbrushing today?"

"i dont know. whoa, is that a chimichanga?!"

"BY GOD IT IS!!!!!!!!"

by chimisenior April 6, 2019

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016

Whoa Dennis

when someone acts or behaves out of character.

ex: The man in front of me in McDonalds started yelling at the clerk so I said "Whoa Dennis"

by Nein Buck June 30, 2024

Whoa

Whoa is like a 2019 dab lmao. It started on tik tok

Maria: do you know how to whoa?
Sara: Yes! I learned from tik tok

by candywhoa September 18, 2019

WHOA MAMA

You find a hot woman on the internet, pretty self explanatory If id say..
( mostly simps use this word )

Me: *scrolling on instagram and a hot woman pops up*
Me: WHOA MAMA awOOOga

by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

Whoa whoa whoa

To stop someone from misunderstanding a situation. "Let me explain"

Whoa whoa whoa, I wasn't with Barabara last night so your assumption is incorrect.

by Meth Guzzler August 7, 2023

Tale of Whoa!

A story of compound misfortunes so unlikely that the listener responds with terminal skepticism.

He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!

by Monkey's Dad July 6, 2021