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Dwight's Wheelchair 

This is used to describe the feeling of not being able to walk after a night of hard arse pounding from a much larger, thicker man. The issues arising from receiving such a brutal anal assault will result in the recipient requiring the use of a popular wheelchair brand, namely, Dwight's Wheelchair.
Terry smashed me so hard last night I needed a Dwight's Wheelchair.

Candy Cain WheelChair 

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.
Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair 

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.
I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

quagmire in a wheelchair 

Being in an inflamed wheelchair while R34 quagmire is smiling scarily with the death note 2nd theme song plays.
I played happy wheels as a quagmire in a wheelchair.

what color is Your Wheelchair? 

A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.
You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair 

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch