(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
by DearUniverse April 13, 2016
After Dick and Jane had been dating for 6 months, they decided to take the next logical step: wed-flixing.
by AliceS November 05, 2007
"I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."
"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."
"Well let's go check it out just in case"
"OK"
"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."
"Well let's go check it out just in case"
"OK"
by ThomasTheGnome July 04, 2023
Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.
Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
by Kramer719 October 08, 2020
by JaaagMan December 29, 2011
"I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"
Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
by ThomasTheGnome July 03, 2023
The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014