Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

Clown watch

When you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns

Yo boys wanna go clown watching and then take a couple tabs of acid and update our tumblers?

by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016

watch this space

a phrase commonly used by the king louis tomlinson

louis: might fuck around and start my own management company. watch this space

louies: sir we’d literally die for you

by king alfonzo March 10, 2021

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by Freezee C August 31, 2007

Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020

going "on the watch"

A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.

Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.

by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009

Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010