Reality Warper

Reality Warping is a rare and extremely powerful ability, which is defined as the ability to change or manipulate reality and the world, itself to various degrees. For a Reality Warper, nearly all things are possible and almost anything they want can be done. This ability may be used and manifested in many different ways, from changing physical aspects, the users surroundings, augmenting powers to distorting the very fabric of space and flow of time itself.

i'm lazy and can't think a sentence about a Reality Warper.

by HyperbrineGames April 18, 2018

warnecke

When a person attempts to pass gass, but instead mistakenly squirts liquid feeces into their underwear.

See also reverse warnecke.

Damn, this home brew really gets to me. That's the third time this week I've warnecked!

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

reverse warnecke

When a person runs to the bathroom, pinching back powerful and urgent forces, only to find upon reaching the toilet a large and dry expulsion of gas.

See also warnecke.

Man, I feel much better. I thought that shrimp had turned but it was just a reverse warnecke.

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

bed warmer

Term originating at Renaissance Faires used to describe a one-night-stand type relationship.

Did you see that girl with Aron? I bet she's gonna be his bed warmer tonight...

by kimberkid January 10, 2005

Warneur

Someone who warns others about the invasion of Spanish alpaca cottons.

Look, the warneur is coming! Beware the alpaca cottons!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

pole warmer

A homosexual male's beard.

Chrithtopher, your pole warmer is tho prickly!

by sbo January 11, 2011