Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.

Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?

by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

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Tanky-wanky

UWU HOT FUCK ME ROOMBA

FUCK ME TANKY-WANKY UWU

by amrpowershot January 8, 2021

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Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 24, 2023

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The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

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Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

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