wanker

A person who is addicted to playing themselves.

John is a wanker.

by joosy poosy May 4, 2003

wanker

He who wanks off.

Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.

by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003

Wanker

Comes from the words 'willy' and 'yank' combined. As in yanking ones willy i.e. to masturbate. Also used as a term of insult.

Man: That Garry is such a wanker, he's left the milk out again.

by Georgie_Porgie August 20, 2009

wanker

A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair

Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions*

Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*

by ScattyMatt July 20, 2005

Wanker

A person who enjoys "single player" more than "Multiplayer".

"When do I get my turn, I'm horny too!"
"Shut up bitch, you're ruining it."

- Sexy Losers (sexylosers.com)

by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

Wanker

1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank."
2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means

1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank.

2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.

by Riley April 14, 2005

wanker

wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price

"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker

by James K Ellington April 3, 2006