wallace university

the most prestigious university in the midwest. the harvard of lake county, if you will. a place where camera pens, screenshots, and excel spreadsheets abound.

wow! i can't believe i was just accepted to wallace university! i guess my inflated SAT score really did the trick!

by koosh13 January 31, 2019

Connor Wallace

He’s a v nice lad and has a massive knob he don’t like girls who mess him about and likes a joke

You can suck on connor Wallace dick for a fiverrr

by Osojdjdnkan December 23, 2018

crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.

Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.

by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019

Elijah Wallace

The greatest artist of our generation

It was Elijah Wallace being the best artist of our generation again

by Discharge demon August 11, 2022

Tasha Wallace

An amazing person that is great to be around.

Mark enjoys talking to Tasha Wallace .

by Vrac August 22, 2011

Austin Wallace

When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.

“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.

by Aaron Nickles January 8, 2020

angelina wallace

The most beautiful girl on the face of the planet, who means more than anything in the world to anyone they are friends or in a relationship with... People love her for her crazy personality and she can make any day better for anyone she speaks to.

Ohh my god! Angelina Wallace is the most amazing girl ever!

by StreetFreak July 28, 2016