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Get the wakl mug.Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.
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When your shit smells so bad, you let off a trail of stench behind you as you walk around.
you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.
you cannot smell this trail your self, due to the fact that you were just in toilet and smelt the worst of it thus being desensitized.
by poopooman1111 April 7, 2011
Get the shit wake mug.The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
by Sammyp July 17, 2013
Get the Pre-Wake Boarding mug.When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.
by KeViN2017ABC123 May 4, 2017
Get the Take me don't wake me mug.an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action
The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.
by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2009
Get the wake up call mug.The Wu-Tang wake-up is a simple process that involves waking up your sleeping roommates and friends to everyone's favorite East Coast rap collective- The Wu-Tang Clan.
Follow these steps for a successful Wu-Tang wake-up:
1.) Go to wherever your friends are sleeping; the earlier in the morning, the better.
2.) Make sure to have your camera with you- you'll want to take pictures of this.
3.) Get your stereo turned up as loud as possible
4.) Go to the second track of "Enter the 36 Chambers", which is "Shame on a Nigga". Hit pause on that shit.
5.) Make sure the camera is ready, then hit play.
6.) Dance around, sing the lyrics and take pictures while your friends are abruptly being awoke.
7.) Most importantly- DO NOT turn the music off. In fact, just walk away completely after you get your pictures, so they have to physically get up and turn off the stereo.
The Wu-Tang wake-up works especially well when your friends or roommates have been up drinking the night before and you're getting up early for work. It will not only start your day off great, but it will start theirs off really bad. But they deserve it, because they were up drinking last night while you were trying to get some sleep.
Follow these steps for a successful Wu-Tang wake-up:
1.) Go to wherever your friends are sleeping; the earlier in the morning, the better.
2.) Make sure to have your camera with you- you'll want to take pictures of this.
3.) Get your stereo turned up as loud as possible
4.) Go to the second track of "Enter the 36 Chambers", which is "Shame on a Nigga". Hit pause on that shit.
5.) Make sure the camera is ready, then hit play.
6.) Dance around, sing the lyrics and take pictures while your friends are abruptly being awoke.
7.) Most importantly- DO NOT turn the music off. In fact, just walk away completely after you get your pictures, so they have to physically get up and turn off the stereo.
The Wu-Tang wake-up works especially well when your friends or roommates have been up drinking the night before and you're getting up early for work. It will not only start your day off great, but it will start theirs off really bad. But they deserve it, because they were up drinking last night while you were trying to get some sleep.
I just hit up Willie & Joe with a sick Wu-Tang Wakeup this morning!
Dude, did you seriously pull a Wu-Tang Wakeup on me at 7:45 this morning after you knew how late we were up last night?
Dude, did you seriously pull a Wu-Tang Wakeup on me at 7:45 this morning after you knew how late we were up last night?
by 40 Spot May 12, 2011
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