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by Fay_ April 20, 2015

WTF

What you say when you read Supreme Court opinions from Justice Clarence Thomas and Justice Antonin Scalia.

Thomas opinion: " Slaves did not lose their dignity (any more than they lost their humanity) because the government allowed them to be enslaved. Those held in internment camps did not lose their dignity because the government confined them."

WTF? They didn't lose dignity?

Scalia opinion: "Not a single Southwesterner or even, to tell the truth, a genuine Westerner (California does not count).

WTF, did California move?

by Bebe Babycakes July 6, 2015

WTF

Wednesday Thursday Friday

even after Tuesday the week goes WTF

by gabriel reynolds November 2, 2016

wtf?

what's this foolishness?

If you were to recieve a math test paper, and it said "wtf?" you have clearly committed a very obvious error.

by TFO January 11, 2009

wtf

What the Fuck. For slack ppl like me who cant be bothered writing the hole wrd.

Bill: Jimmy, u were pretty pissed last night, how did it go with that Jenna chick. Jimmy: umm... wtf happened last night.

by Zephan May 13, 2005

wtf

abbreviation for what the fuck?

"aypa"
"wtf?!"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

wtf

most people believe that wtf is a vulgar slang that stands for what the fuck. But it is a misunderstood word. It actually means "why the face?" commonly used with OMG "oh my gosh/goodness/god"

dude 1: hey dude did you see that?
dude 2: OMGWTF?!? (oh my god why the face?)

by OmGWtF dude October 12, 2009