urban dictionary volunteers

absolute fucking retards

hey my tescher doesnt want me to use the word retard on my test what should i change it to?

urban dictionary volunteers.

by Kirlios June 30, 2020

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.

Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021

volunteering

Something stupid people do to feel better about themselves due to chronic low self-esteem problems as well as religious idiocy.

Mary is an idiot for volunteering because she could be sleeping or getting paid, or doing both at the same time.

by Andy January 27, 2005

Volume Dick

An asshole driver who ups the volume of the radio to max (un)purposely annoy the passengers.

It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.

In the movie, Star Trek: First Contact, Zefram Cochrane plays a track by Steppenwolf in his shuttle at the loudest fucking volume possible, causing the sound to go through their mics and pissing people at the launch site off. Hence the term, Volume Dick.

by the1upDude August 22, 2011

volume

1. How loud something is.
2. How much a 3D shape occupies.

What's the volume of this cube?

by LatinNerd June 8, 2017

volume knob

the amplified speech of a drunken girl.

Six beers and that girl breaks her volume knob.

by central scrutinizer the sequel June 20, 2009