Voldemorting

When you cum on your partner's forehead in the shape of a lightning scar and then kill their parents.

"Yeah it was totally awesome, I was gonna Voldemort her but I couldn't go through with it"
Voldemorting: The act of cumming on your partners forehead in the shape of a lightening scar and then killing their parents

by BatteryLow August 13, 2015

voldermortist

A flaming homo who likes cocktails

Voldermortist squeeled like a girl

by RickJames March 29, 2005

Voldemorting

The act of two individuals pooping into each others' buttholes in ass-to-ass combat.

A large bearded man in the bathroom challenged me to anal combat via Voldemorting.

by Chergingrherner July 23, 2019

A Lord Voldermort

To punch someone in the face so hard that their nose disappears, causing them to resemble Lord Voldermort.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to Mercedes' nose?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? She was in a fight and caught a Lord Voldermort

by Gilbydude September 14, 2011

Voldemorting

The act of whispering Harry Potter in a girls ear in order to strike fear into their pussy.

Man I was fucking this chick last night while voldemorting, I gave her a lighting scar right on the pussy.

by Voldypuss 2000 June 7, 2016

Goldemort

A nickname for Donald Trump coined by popular independent media podcaster Elon James White of This Week In Blackness. It is a portmanteau that joins the words "gold" and "Voldemort"-- because Donald Trump seems to be partial to gold based on how his buildings and living spaces are decorated and because the rhetoric of his U.S. presidential campaign seems to mirror the political campaigns of historical fascists such as Mussolini and Hitler.

Please don't vote for Goldemort in the U.S. Presidential Election.

by Maritess October 26, 2016

Loldemort

Originating from the traditional 'lol', Loldemort offers variety. Loldemort is the Dark Lord of loling and strikes entertaining fear and terror into the hearts of the person whom you are loling at.

"Hey Gabbeh!"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?"

"I dunno...what?"

"Robin get in the car. Loldemort!"

"Ahahaha Loldemort!!!"

by Lol ITS Twinnies February 4, 2009