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Pansy Virus

When someone makes an astronomical amount of typos, they're said to have the pansy virus.
Person 1: YO DUDE GUESS WHAT

Person 2: HWTA
WTHA HAPNENED
ASNWER FAST DUMBSAS

Person 1: bro you okay? That's alotta typos there

Person 2: yse I'm oaky.

Person 3: Yeah they definitely have the pansy virus.
by Sir Kyrie October 18, 2021
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AI virus

The idea that AI is the answer to all of our woes as well as our future victories. AI is just a tool, but young entrepreneurs are not dreaming of AI this, AI that. The poster child of the AI virus is the statement "I can automate that." It's a joke, people. Don't let the AI virus keep you from finishing your project, presentation, client pitch.
Yeah, the interviewer was down with the AI virus, I think LLM was her middle name. GPT was all she talked about, aspired to, and wanted to hear my opinion on. Opinion: SkyNet is nearer than you think. The AI virus is the first part of the problem.
by jmacofearth August 1, 2023
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Interwank USB Virus

This definition requires you to look up Interwank USB to understand this definition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:

Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation

As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.

Masturbate safely.
Guy1: Computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok

-One Day later-

Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus
by 69doopa June 22, 2016
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National Corona Virus Day

3/14 is National Corona Virus Day! Make sure to celebrate at home. with no one.
by CoronaMan57 March 12, 2020
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gay monkey virus

Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time

symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.
by alexis dove November 29, 2021
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joke whine virus

This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
by von groovy September 14, 2023
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Corona Virus

Girl 1- "I hate the corona virus!"
Guy1- "Me too! It's ruining out summer."
by Avery Elle Baker April 8, 2020
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