Not Verizon

After the great telecom merger of 2005/2006, to combat the voice over ip menace brought forth by the cable companies, one company made up of parts from Southwestern Bell, Bell South, and AT&T emerged controlling 85% of all telephone lines in the USA. This leaves only 2 telephone companies in america, Verizon, and NOT Verizon. The name was chosen for simplicity sake, as now everybody knows what company your talking about.

I just upgraded my DSL package.
Oh? Whos your provider.
South western.... no they changed their name to AT&T... and bought Bell... I forget?
Oh, you mean NOT Verizon. Ya i saw that package, looks good.

by Ratbait August 30, 2008

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Some fat weeb leprositic loser who has nothing better to do than to post stupid shit images of nothing and a text hat has no correlation and calling it comedy. He has no job or life and if he died everyone would just make it into a pathetic meme truly honoring what this faggot believes in. Also he looks like he eats nothing but cheez in a can and lard and shops at Walmart and steals from Tillys for sad SnapBack flat caps that have a picture of xxxtentscion on it. By the way all of this is purchased with whatever dirt shit money he gets from his pathetic Instagram views or Snapchat memes that are a waste of time like he is.

WHITE GIRL #1: omggggggg did u c dat new HI-LAREOUS dank meemee dat trayvon vert posted???
WHITE GIRL #2: hells yea 2 da max grrl!!!!!
BARISTA thinking: God, if you exist, please just shut these two broads up and have them order their goddamn coffee. Please. I’ll do anything. I’ll go to church on Sunday. Hell, I’ll even visit Grandma Carol every other week. Just please, for the love of everything that may or may not be holy in this world, make these idiots order their fucking coffee and leave me the hell alone.

by edgy_meme_name February 6, 2018

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