utility bomb

Lubricated handheld device used by soldiers in the bombing of Yosemite

“Your a fucking utility bomb”

by 263947/617484 November 20, 2022

utilitarious

A very useful animal, object, or idea.

Dad: “Linas hold the flashlight while I get to the carborator…”
Linas: *runs to the closet and grabs the flashlight in the top shelf*
Linas while holding the flashlight over his dad: “is this good dad?”
Dad: “GOD DAMIT LINAS! The dog is more utilitarious than you!”

by Saggytit69 October 21, 2023

Utica

Utica, Illinios has more asshole per capita than any other town.

That Utican over there is one major ass hole named Studebaker.

by Kyle Studebaker November 18, 2004

Utica

A very cool city. for those of you who think i sucks... we have jelly buns, chicken riggies, half moons, utica club, AND saranac

...suck it

Lets go to Utica!

Sure we'll go to a restaurant

by Utican June 27, 2009

Utilitarism

The philosophical theory that has as the golden rule : "The happiness of one is less important than the happiness of the majority".

In this author's point of view (and Audous Huxley for example), the cited "majority" in the utilitarism, is the most number of people that are benefited from an action: Jimmy has a cake with 8 pieces, but there are 7 hungry people around Jimmy, so Jimmy is being an utilitarist if he is going to share the 7 pieces of cake with other people out of his own will.

by Gman-ghost-Brazil November 9, 2009

Utin

An Annoying, Obese, Métis Boy equipped with a chode, which encourages him to be more sensitive, defensive, and saltier.

"Man dude, Utin is pissing me off today!"

by OrdinaryLad August 21, 2016

utility

An insult. Synonymous to 'tool' used as an insult.

That kn0b was a simple utility.

by alterego September 28, 2003