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No uterus needed
No uterus needed
by Penny@ July 5, 2018
Get the big uterus energy mug.1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
by PMS Chick September 1, 2008
Get the uterus mug.Uteron. noun, adj. yoo-ter-on.
Anything similar to, or relating to, a uterus. Anything that may come from a uterus. Also can be used to refer to any part of a woman's reproductive organs (A general term). A state of being. Can be used as an insult or merely to describe something. The term originates from the Mobile, Alabama area.
Anything similar to, or relating to, a uterus. Anything that may come from a uterus. Also can be used to refer to any part of a woman's reproductive organs (A general term). A state of being. Can be used as an insult or merely to describe something. The term originates from the Mobile, Alabama area.
1. Brody, you're such a uteron!
2. Women have uteron pushing on their bladders. It makes them have to pee more than men.
3. Watch out for the uteron fat!
4. I am Uteron, king of kings!
5. God, I feel like uteron today.
2. Women have uteron pushing on their bladders. It makes them have to pee more than men.
3. Watch out for the uteron fat!
4. I am Uteron, king of kings!
5. God, I feel like uteron today.
by Uteron December 26, 2006
Get the Uteron mug.1. A utertang is a new original word that simply means "uterus vagina"
a utertang is the combining of the word uterus and pootie tang(pussy). a utertang is a word to simply explain a wide, floppy, sagging vagina, one so big the uterus is practically visible.
2. a person who is fat and lazy. They are a complete screw up and a total dirt bag.
a utertang is the combining of the word uterus and pootie tang(pussy). a utertang is a word to simply explain a wide, floppy, sagging vagina, one so big the uterus is practically visible.
2. a person who is fat and lazy. They are a complete screw up and a total dirt bag.
Bro, I went down on this one girl and once i got down there, it was scary! Bitch had a utertang. Either she has a wide set vagina or that things been pumeled one too many times.
Get off you fat ass and get a job. Fucking utertang.
Get off you fat ass and get a job. Fucking utertang.
by utertang June 11, 2007
Get the utertang mug.by Jo-Mal March 4, 2010
Get the Uterush mug.When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings.
Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010
Get the Yorktown Uterus Yoke mug.The team of the biggest idiots in college football. They play cream filled cupcakes every year to try and assure an undefeated season. Their fans are known for their douschyness and thinkin their team is much better than they really are.
Ute fan: Man the utes are so freakin good this year.
Your response: Who have they played this year?
Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.
Your response: Who have they played this year?
Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.
by TBLB October 21, 2010
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