Captain Underpants

some crazy ass bitch and cluster fuck of a nude booty head

Captain Underpants: TRA LALALALAAAAH

by Kitty1017 March 12, 2010

underpants

Male underwear worn under a pair of trousers or pants. Many people, mostly in the south of England, believe that underpants and pants are the same thing, which clearly isn't possible.

Check out the skids in that kid's underpants

by VdiffDave July 30, 2007

underpants gnomes

A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.

"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"

"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

underhung

Lacking in penis length, not well-hung, deficient. In a recent and highly un-scientific survey, seven out of ten adult American males would rather be called "harmless" than "underhung."

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"'Harmless' -- well, that could be someone who is well-behaved around women, but 'underhung' -- you've been typed for good!"

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by al-in-chgo March 2, 2010

UES (Underage Exotic Strippers)

youngsters becoming strippers before the age of 6 in some exotic wetlands.

yesterday me and my pedophile bestfriend went to a UES (Underage Exotic Strippers) club. it was very entertaining watching those little japanese strippers show their stuff.

by coolpeople+rea+flem August 2, 2009

underling

The end result of beer, burritos, and bowels producing a loose, smelly, wet, stool-like substance that clings to porcelain.

The maid is going to be very upset at me for the underling I left in the toilet.

by Reinier August 21, 2003

uberwangmuncher

a person that sucks extraordinarily large dicks

Everyone called ***** an uberwangmuncher because of that incident with ****.

by ilovematt February 24, 2009