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undervite

the most minimal form of an invitation, but not quite reaching the level of an unvite. used to make an offer, while indicating that ones presence is not mutally desired. frequently used by a couple to a potential third wheel. commonly phrased by using "if you want."
me: kim and i are going to the bar around ten. you can come too, if you want.

you: dude, that was such an undervite.
by snizzy11 July 23, 2010
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undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy
the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo
by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009
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Undercover Fatass

Somebody who, despite being extremely skinny, eats constantly and always speaks of being hungry.
Are you kidding me? She made me stop at McDonalds three times on the way over here. She's an undercover fatass.
by I'm at a loss for names. June 23, 2010
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Undercover Blonde

Female with any other hair color that has a blonde moment.
She is acting like an Undercover Blonde.
by Anonymous654765432 December 23, 2010
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undercover creep

a guy or girl who seems to be the perfect one but then turns needy in a short about of time
He turned into an undercover creep!
by freaked out! February 21, 2011
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underfooter

something that gets in your way
Dug stumbled leaving the kitchen, the underfooter created by his cat forced him to snag a napkin on the way out
by dug1970 February 25, 2011
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Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013
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