Twob

When a puppy licks the face of someone, it’s called a TWOB

When I called for Rover, he jumped into my lap and game me a twob

by JohnGaptist October 31, 2022

twobit

A type of person who exit scams on every service they create.

Please stay and help me run the service don't be a twobit.

by vqnish31 December 20, 2022

Torbert

Someone who fucks up everything they touch but refuses to take any of the blame for it.

Jack forgot to bring the tickets with him to the concert, and tried to blame it on his girlfriend for not putting them in his jacket. He is a real Torbert like that.

by Yedohw January 30, 2023

twobblehead

A person acting like a twobble

Oh my god! Stop being a twobblehead bro!

by DenergyisGud May 24, 2023

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire

"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard

1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore

"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"

by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022

TWORK

Going to your place of employment

See you later Hunny, I'm off twork.

by pauly coconuts March 15, 2008