Durf Turf

The fuzzy appendage that sprouts (sometimes excessively) from the grundle.

I plucked my durf turf clean for Sarah before she came over last night.

My gouche often gets quite swampy and all that durf turf doesn't help.

by Durfmaster October 23, 2008

astro turf

bollocks for playing sport on

by nate rix June 11, 2003

Turf Monster

Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.

Hillary Clinton is such a turf monster.

by anthrax021 November 7, 2006

Surf and Turf

What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.

"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"

by B Train 'N D Bone June 12, 2009

Smurf and Turf

A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.

I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.

by absurdcurd August 19, 2013

Turf Job

When a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his dick until he cums all over them, however the chick has athlete's foot which can lead to an infection of the male's groin and inner thighs.

Kate last night gave me this amazing Turf Job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.

by nipplejuice October 23, 2010

turfed out

1.To represent yo hood to the fullest 24-7 365....
2.hood,rough around the edges....
3.wearing hood colors,clothing,etc....

1.swade is hella turfed out, he bangs da hood everywhere he goes...
2.Ron Artest is turfed out lol....
3.We gon be turfed out at the club on saturday....

by juggy21 November 22, 2010