trumpet player 

A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.

- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."

trumpet player by soapylemon March 20, 2009

Trumpet Polisher 

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

Trumpet Polisher by Adam Green July 24, 2007

Trumpet Bash 

A party held at Brandon University School of Music every year during jazz fest where each trumpet player funnels a beer through a trumpet, then the Last Post is played on said trumpet, and then it is smashed to bits.

"Rock this Bitch!! Trumpet Bash!!" - Tom Menzies

Trumpet Bash by Brian Humphries March 23, 2007

Trumpet hickey 

A red mark left on the lips after practicing a brass instrument for an extended period

Look a that dork! He always has a trumpet hickey after band!

Trumpet hickey by Bri-Bri the Bassoonist November 13, 2011

trumpet weed 

A slang term for Brugmansia/Angels trumpet,a plant that can have you tripping balls.It is realated to datura,only less
potent.

Dude1: I gave my friend some trumpet weed and now look at him.

Dude2: Dude he's in for a long trip.

Friend: Look at that giant mouse with a paper hat.

trumpet weed by IRChemHappy May 10, 2006

trumpet arse 

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

trumpet arse by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016

Trumpet Player 

(Noun)
1) In marching band, the best section there ever was. The lead part. Without this section, there is NOTHING. If you are a trumpet player, you are the best
2) Most are cocky, love to show off, and are up the band directors ass and get what they want.

Obviously, the trumpet player is the backbone of any band.

Trumpet Player by sokerguy16 November 13, 2005