Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 19, 2013

Touching Cotton

When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".

Sometimes referred to as "crowning".

I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".

also

I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

Pocket Touching

When your friend and/or stranger comes behind you and slips his or her hand into your back pocket and gentle caresses it without you knowing.

Matt kept Pocket Touching Tori.

by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014

Trouting

The art of fine forum trolling. Prestige useage of a Level 1 Forum Troll.

"Man, you see that new post by Sewer? That guy was sure trouting."

by Ceraphim September 21, 2005

touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

trotching

1)To Trotch. The actions of a man that has nothing left in his life but to continue to soldier on.

2)To continue to live life even when there seems to be no purpose.

I am trotching, walking down this road that appears to have no end in sight.

by ManicWiggy April 16, 2008