Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
by TheGoyWonder November 01, 2015
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Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
by breeski December 15, 2010
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action towel

A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.
Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.
by Dead Flanders August 06, 2007
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Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".
"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"
by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010
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Bath Towel

1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".

2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
A: So what happened last night?
B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!
by eggsandmoreeggs February 14, 2022
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Wook Towel

A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.
Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"

Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
by Servio90 September 09, 2019
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Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon
(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.
by xmentalbenx August 22, 2020
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