Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.

Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."

by breeski December 16, 2010

dusty towel

When a person is performing the act of masterbation and at the peak of climax grabs an old "Dusty towel" and rubs it on his face in an attempt to sneeze. Which in turn will create 9/8 of an orgasm since a human sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm.

"Hey Jeremy I tottally gave myself a dusty towel last night." "What the fuck is wrong with you Ryan?"

by Dusty146 November 6, 2013

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

gowl towel

Slang for a sanitary pad

If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels

by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017

Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

Bath Towel

1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".

2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.

A: So what happened last night?
B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!

by eggsandmoreeggs February 14, 2022