tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.

Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.

by racsat April 11, 2010

Talladega Tow Truck

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.

She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck

by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

Towing

When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.

John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.

by Latching101 May 21, 2025

Tow Burro

A "Tow Burro" is a Ram 2500 or 3500 diesel pickup truck used primarily for towing. It is recommended to hashtag (#towburro) when posting pictures of your truck towing heavy loads on Instagram.

Watch me tow my trailer with the Tow Burro. #towburro

by K2Steve May 20, 2018

tow truck operator

A person who can drive in shit you can’t.
PA’s Finest Towing

I am a tow truck operator.

by CMFICC May 7, 2022

Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard

Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !

by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017