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touchengraben

german for the common french word touche. commonly mistaken to mean playful violence.
Andrew: It's a bit nipply out isn't it?
Joycie: Don't you mean nippy?
Andrew: Touchengraben!
(Joycie giggles)
by drusolini September 1, 2006
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Touchin

To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.
I'm a perv I love touchin
by Paul January 13, 2004
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fancy touching

Poking someone in the side of the ribs with your finger. Preferably if they are wearing a cricket jumper.
Ben sits next to Emily in the office and in moments of boredom likes to poke her, sharply, in the ribs with his forefinger. He laughs, she squeals. This is called 'fancy touching'.
by original Isaac October 2, 2013
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toucho-homo-phillio

A medical condition that describes an overt physical sexual attraction to dirty, homeless men.
Seeing that half-naked filthy man shovel dumpster French fries into his face makes me want to stop taking my toucho-homo-phillio meds.
by PunCourtJester October 4, 2008
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Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded
Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.
by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017
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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019
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monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate
Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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