JK Totes

A name referring to a pair of teenagers.

They're generally free, wild spirited kids who like to road less travelled by.

They have adventures and are always having fun together.

Those two are JK Totes together.

by JiiRAHhh July 26, 2010

Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

by SecretChimp July 08, 2011

totes umbrellas

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").

Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"

by pefty January 12, 2011

totes apprope

A way of saying something is "totally acceptable" without using too many syllables.

Stu asked Jasmine if she wanted to space dock.

Jasmine replied: "oh yea Stu, that's totes apprope"

by yourmumontoast July 12, 2009

Totes Magotes

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'

- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.

by synthpop March 30, 2009

totes fawes

totally fucking awesome

last night me and a friend got shitfaced off of a jug of cheap wine. it was totes fawes.

by gnat November 08, 2005

totes perf

Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.

Luella: I hope your birthday is totes perf, Sydney!

by Li'l Titan '12 August 05, 2011