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Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".
Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!
by SecretChimp July 8, 2011
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totes umbrellas

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").
Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"
by pefty January 13, 2011
mugGet the totes umbrellasmug.

totes apprope

A way of saying something is "totally acceptable" without using too many syllables.
Stu asked Jasmine if she wanted to space dock.

Jasmine replied: "oh yea Stu, that's totes apprope"
by yourmumontoast July 12, 2009
mugGet the totes appropemug.

Totes Magotes

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'
- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.
by synthpop March 30, 2009
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totes fawes

last night me and a friend got shitfaced off of a jug of cheap wine. it was totes fawes.
by gnat November 8, 2005
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totes perf

Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.
Luella: I hope your birthday is totes perf, Sydney!
by Li'l Titan '12 August 5, 2011
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