Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 3, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

tooter

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray May 13, 2005

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

Toaster

Street slang referreing to a pistol, especially semi-automatic Glock .380 cal, .45 cal, and 9 mm pistols.

"Yo Simmy, I'm a pop them toasters on them suckas!"

by Inked July 31, 2006

t5 tosser

t5 tosser is VW van t5 done right up with . lower new wheels , surf stickers on : but the person owning it never goes surfing or camping. Boy racers version of a van

A Done up vw T5 van goes by , in the city miles away form the beach , you say look at that T5 tosser

by vitoman January 23, 2011