Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.

Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.

by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008

Topped

Toped - as high as you can be with no further highness

Bro... I'm totally topped topped right now.

by 2006Babes August 2, 2017

Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

Topped Out

When you're sucking a dick and the dick hits the back of your throat

That blonde pole monkey with the pretty blue eyes topped out on my dick and choked

by Matt Reese March 28, 2015

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008