Tooty Fruity

Eating ass with a fruit roll-up tongue tattoo

Character 1: “I will never eat ass again! That shit tastes like shit!”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”

by Super_slurper3000 March 25, 2023

rootie tootie mcshooties

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt

oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties

by angry jellyfish :] July 1, 2023

splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

by Evandm04 August 13, 2023

poppin' tootie

The physiological activity in which one is engaged during an episode of increased fart frequency.

"How's your night goin'?"
"Eh, so so. The dog's poppin' tootie tonight and it is real bad"

by Owen Wilsons Nose February 2, 2021

Tootie

one of the nicest, totally mentally stable, and cursed woman on earth. a true unus

Man Tootie has so many bitches!!
Tootie is so cool for disliking rain.. unlike kikirrunis

by Tootieee March 24, 2022

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.

Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

tootie butt

An exceptionally cute person. Carrie.

That girl is a tootie butt.

by coolguyjustbncool July 24, 2020