toot toot

Cocaine.

Anyone fancy a cheeky line of the old toot toot?

by bobby wafro July 8, 2009

toot gone bad

When a (fart) turns into a bowel movement you were not expecting.

I had to go change my underwear, due to a toot gone bad.

by BruinFn4Lf December 29, 2007

Toot's

Toot's is the greatest restaurant in the world... located in Murfreesboro Tennessee, it's been the site of many presidential addresses and other gala events. Also,most all the girls there have breath taking hiney's.

"If you don't like Toot's I will attack you with the North"
-Abraham Lincoln

by Yourfuturestepdad April 17, 2011

toot flute

fart hole

That chick that works at Burger King loves it in the toot flute!

by Handsome Farva March 20, 2011

toot toot yaws

“toot toot yaws” is a phrase used to express amazement at something, more specifically, the yass that exudes from something. something being referred to as “toot toot yaws” is a compliment!

“wow your hair looks so toot toot yaws today”
“what does toot toot yaws mean?”
“check urban dictionary…”

by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021

Toot ‘n’ scoot

When you place your butt on your sex partners chest, release the shit inside of it then scoot down there torso smearing it in. Once you have reached your partners stomach you bounce up and down until they either throw up, shit them selves, or die.

Jessie was being bad so I gave her the old toot ‘n’ scoot

by QOP69 April 20, 2021

toot toot dat ass

To violently shake one's ass to the point of either defacation or flatulence, popular amongst young hip urban dwellers.

Girl, break me off a lil sumthin and go awhead and toot toot dat ass for a brutha fo rizzle.

by Ass Tooter April 29, 2003