Tosser

A totally useless person

Gordon Brown is an utter tosser just like Tony Blair before him

by The Real Jack the Lad January 14, 2009

Tosser

Refers to fans of the Broadway musical Title of Show written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell.
The word is comprised of the initials of the musical's title.

Tossers are fans of the best musical ever written.

-Man, Joe is such a Tosser, he knows every word to the musical, he has a t-shirt, AND he's seen the musical 40 times!
-Yeah, what a Tosser. I aspire to be as much of a Tosser as Joe.

by TitleOfShower January 26, 2009

TOSSER

Coloquialism in BMW GS model motorbiker circle. Developed from religious ceremony of Hogroast, run by Bakerman, CULT LEADER.

Bakes is a tosser.
Means:
Bakes is a great guy

by Grizz February 10, 2005

lefty tosser

Somebody who masturbates using their left hand

"Cameron is a right lefty tosser"
"Yeah, what a wanker"

by Edgelord21 June 27, 2017

touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005

Toner Terrorist

A person who not only wastes the ink toners in a printer but also slaughters it.

"Oh man, Mr. Garringer is toner terrorist he printed a black page on the printer."

by DJ Space Invaders May 23, 2017

Tonker Bong

a bad ass bitch

jessica is a total tonker bong

by gorlssss February 11, 2019