Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022
Beyoncé " Don't talk to me until you get your act together"
Fran " don't talk to me until you get your shit together"
Beyoncé " that's the same thing you idiot"
Fran " don't talk to me until you get your shit together"
Beyoncé " that's the same thing you idiot"
by Pancake potato October 15, 2015
To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.
Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.
by Sexydimma August 30, 2014
The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.
Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A meme from WarFrame. We All Lift Together is a song sung by the people of Solaris United in Fortuna on Venus. The song and cutscene play on the player's first visit to Fortuna and can be accessed again by interacting with the second person hammering a platform on the coolant river, if the Vox Solaris Quest has been completed. The song is also heard as ghostly humming when the player approaches Deck 12 out on the Orb Vallis. An example can be found on YouTube, of you just type in “We All Lift Together” music video. Or you could type “We All Lift Together Meme” for the meme.
And we all lift, and we're all adrift
Together, together
Through the cold mist, 'til we're lifeless
Together, together...
-We All Lift Together Outro
Together, together
Through the cold mist, 'til we're lifeless
Together, together...
-We All Lift Together Outro
by DiamondReaper 24 March 03, 2021
Its been so long since we have seen each other, we need to rub our tits together very soon!
or
Quit being so stuck up and go rub your tits with hers asap!
or
Quit being so stuck up and go rub your tits with hers asap!
by The E Show April 21, 2010
Expression used when attempting to make stressed, depressed or whiny people snap back to reality and stop acting like drama queens.
"Dude... That chick I told you about wants me only as a "friend", she will never love me back... I'm heartbroken and I don't want to live..."
"Shut up the fucking whining and pull your act together! Get over it, you moron!"
"Shut up the fucking whining and pull your act together! Get over it, you moron!"
by The Lunatic Emperor March 06, 2009