poonie thief

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

by violent jay July 14, 2002

bum thief

sum1 who steals anal virginaty and likes gay sex
invented by joe bedford

im not walkin home in case sum bum thief gets me

by JOHN MOSS May 27, 2004

Cum Thief

A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)

Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!

by Fun Time Tigger May 18, 2009

Lighter Thief

A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.

that joo is such a lighter thief!

by jk567856785678 June 18, 2012

Sneak-Thief

A sneak-thief is any type of stealthy, ninjaesque, tricksy, pickpockety character in Skyrim. Hold Guards spend much of their time talking down to sneak-thieves.

"Hands to yourself, sneak-thief."

by Aghabajab April 4, 2012

Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023

Pencil Thief

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019