by Incredible Johnny Mo September 10, 2007
the past tense form of the verb porn which is 1)the act of looking at porn. 2) a word to describe the act of looking up, searching for porn on the internet
see also the gerund form porning
see also the gerund form porning
1) I got some porn and porned all weekend.
2) I would be more alert today if I hadn't porned all night on my computer.
2) I would be more alert today if I hadn't porned all night on my computer.
by Ryan Sumner February 09, 2006
Mom: I saw you watching porn last night
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you
by Spooky ryleigh October 16, 2019
by NuggetInc September 23, 2020
Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.
"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"
"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
by DireWolf September 04, 2006
God's gift to mankind.
by lyricalpaws July 31, 2016