A less abrasive version of TL;DR. It stands for "too long; will read" It means you have the intention to read a long passage, but don't currently have the time.
by Yotaru August 5, 2012

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.
Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."
(enter store)
Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."
(enter store)
Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."
by ejo10 January 6, 2012

Too long didn't read, still too long still didn't read - A summarized version or list with facts about a shortened version of a book, document or just a really long post.
A: I made up I read the book in e-book form in English and she believed that.
B: You did read the e-book, only the tl;dr version.
A: You mean the wiki page about the actual mission the book describes.
B: Ok, the tl;dr;stl;sdr version
B: You did read the e-book, only the tl;dr version.
A: You mean the wiki page about the actual mission the book describes.
B: Ok, the tl;dr;stl;sdr version
by tiaxanderson May 4, 2010

the act of a friend having a very unfortunate stroke while attemptinh to pronounce antidisestablishmentarianism.
by smol pp gang May 19, 2021

Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.
by tekie boi August 17, 2018

Literally, "Too long; playing ingress"
Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long and you are currently playing ingress.
Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long and you are currently playing ingress.
by peanutbutterjeallycookie November 17, 2013

The four letters that gets an investigative journalist responding with gfym or grym as the response isn't exactly safe work work, it also pisses off short story writers who write in the same range as The Tell-Tale Heart or the mid-range of 4000-6800 words. It's the response that we ask if you read "The Frog And Toad Together" in the park in your 40s. The grym response was done by The Cabbie Homicide writer on VampireFreaks.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
