bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

The Tickel Effect

A naturally occurring phenomenon, whereby gentlemen with distinguished facial-hair become synced in their micturition cadence (commonly referred to as 'pee-time') The Tickel Effect is hypothesized to be an evolutionary means of driving awkward social interaction in confined spaces, thereby solidifying tribal bonds.

I've spotted Neal in the restroom nearly every time I've gone, must be the Tickel Effect in action!

by MaximusRidiculous December 12, 2018

Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

by YAWA October 4, 2020

dirty o'ticket

A large Irish man who regularly shits himself.

I just saw Dirty o'ticket coming out of trap 2. Clear the area.

by Dirty O'Ticket October 19, 2015

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.

Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it

by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015

Mr. Paul E. Tickes

A pompous and condescending politician.

Mr. Paul E. Tickes passed a new law banning plastic straws and a fine of up to $2,000 if it's violated.

by The Ferocious Whomper October 8, 2021

ticked off

upset,angry,annoyed

can also be used as a verb (see below)

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
*>ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)

He's still ticked off about the election of 2000.

These *#%$! referees really tick me off.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005