thunder thot

Thunder thot is the girl who is the ultimate thot. She will do anything and everything. She is the thot of all thots.

Are you down and out? Here comes Thunder thot to help, make it clap and save the day!

thunder thot by Trynatellu March 15, 2016

thunder muffin 

An extremely attractive girl. Title for girlfriend.

I can't wait 'till you come to town my sweet thunder muffin.

thunder muffin by Diea the Doodler January 23, 2011

Thunder Schlong 

A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.

"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"

Thunder Schlong by Vagina² October 31, 2009

Thunder Punch 

Thunder Punch: A drink created by the group Rolling Thunder, red in color and sweet, has been known to cause a variety of side effects mostly ending in lots of sex,
Warning do not attempt to consume Thunder Punch in a glass bottom Tankard, has been known to eat away the cement holding said glass and cause bottom of tankard to drop out. do not spill Thunder Punch on ANYTHING unless it to is red in color for items will become stained blood red forever, search for Society for Creative Anachronism

savored and enjoyed during SCA War. nothing is better than a full tankard of Thunder Punch wile sitting around a Campfire wile watching Half or full naked dancing women to the heart beat of Thunder Drums echoing through the night.

Thunder Punch by A Thunder Brother November 28, 2012

Thunder buddy 

noun: someone who is always there for you throughout a thunder storm to keep you safe from danger.

referenced in the hit movie "Ted"

Maddy: Oh my gosh it's storming outside! I need my thunder buddy!

Carter: Im on the way Hold tight!

Thunder buddy by jattosin July 11, 2012

Thunder Thief 

When someone tries stealing your thunder when you are excitedly taking praise for something.

When someone tries to always outshine you.

Example 1:

I climbed mount everest without mount picks or a jacket. What am amazing feat for me!

Thunder Thief would say to everyone "Oh yeh, i did it without shoes, food or oxygen!"

Example 2:

You would say something like this to a group of your friends "I made the best cookies today."

Thunder Thief would say "Whatever they were total garbage. They were crusty and gross."

Reply: You are such a Thunder Thief.

Thunder Thief by Kerjner 1 December 20, 2010

Thunder Stealer 

An asshole who attempts to steal the attention of another at a certain time.

Victim: "Dude, i just beat my guy at a wrestling match, 6-3!"

Friend: "Congratulations!"

Thunder Stealer: "Yeah, well I pinned my guy."

Thunder Stealer by Disius Ramirez December 1, 2011