Thromby

Shortened version of thrombosis. Actual definition is to have a heart attack but if you are cool enough then you will just use it in day to day life when something vaguely shocking happens, like when you get your eyes clawed out by pandas.

Them flippin' pandas, givin me a thromby.

by Antwan January 23, 2005

thrombie

when someone shows signs or distress, discomfort, and is generally agitated, usually for some unknown reason.

god man!!! stop having a flipping thrombie!

by Shoegazer27 December 27, 2010

throbbing dick

The state of a penis when a male has been watching pornography for over 10 minutes but hasn't touched his dick in at least 5 leaving more blood in his member than his brain

"Yo man, my Throbbing Dick was so hard last night I almost passed out."

by vasikin1 October 6, 2016

rusty trombone

1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis.

2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.

Suze Q gave Herman a rusty trombone while he was playing his rusty trombone.

by Burnt Biscuit July 24, 2008

crotch throb

The involuntary pulse and/or muscle spasm in the vagina that occurs when a woman is in need of some penal penetration.

oh girl, I haven't had sex in three years and i think i caught a case of crotch throb.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

rusty trombone

favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"

"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"

by cannon2001 March 23, 2009

playing the trombone

Getting your ass licked and being jerked off at the same time!

An extension of tossing the salad

"At first i was like ... is this gay? but then i sort of liked it & realized that it was a girl licking my ass ... then she jerked me off at the same time as if she was playing the trombone or something?"

by Fukeneh82 April 27, 2005