Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

by JHBEL October 05, 2021

sweater thread

Something better left alone where one thing leads to another resulting in disaster, like the thread of a sweater that when pulled unravels the whole garment.

That whole relationship was a sweater thread.

Don't go there. That is one sweater thread you do not want to pick at.

by Ambergris July 24, 2013

Thread starter

The meaning of thread starter: the one that first brought a specific issue or suggestion to people around.

Jack: A guy says an eighth scale degree is available and it allows for the theoretical 15th chord.

Hal: Basically on a diatonic scale and o need for 15th note, which is in fact the root note.

Bill: But I agree with the thread starter. We have similar situations to what he said.

by Lahabba October 28, 2018

Thread Starter

Somone who started a thread

My friend is a thread starter

by Usercat July 28, 2017

Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 01, 2021

Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 04, 2023

thread nest

A heaping pile of clothes on a bed, chair, or most likely on the floor. The clothes may be a mix of folded and unfolded or completely unfolded and potentially inside-out. Stacks of folded clothes do not constitute a thread nest.

Mom: Check that thread nest for the keys again, would you?

Me: Yeah sure, but I didn't even touch those clothes today.
Dad: Hey I found the keys in my pocket.

by Dr.ed January 02, 2016